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I had to get Willie<\/a> tested for dementia.<\/p>\n

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And believe me, you have not lived until you\u2019ve told Willie you\u2019ve discussed her memory problems with everyone but her, including her doctor, who now wants to see her pronto<\/em>.<\/p>\n

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And that you\u2019re going with her to the doctor.<\/p>\n

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If she hated<\/a> me before, now she truly despises me.<\/p>\n

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But through dealing with the scam<\/a>, my brother<\/a> and I realized we each had pieces of a puzzle. A puzzle whose picture showed Willie might be in trouble.<\/p>\n

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So I took Willie to the doctor. And Willie – who couldn\u2019t remember the title or plot of last night\u2019s movie, thought that my brother was her Lyft driver, and had been passing<\/a> around codeine cough syrup like bad advice \u2013 aced the test. I mean, didn\u2019t even break a sweat.<\/p>\n

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But then turned around and told her doctor that she never gave the scammer<\/a> her banking login. Which she did. And we talked about. Like, four thousand times.<\/p>\n

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But Willie passed the test, so no dementia. She\u2019s mentally intact.<\/p>\n

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It\u2019s just at my expense.<\/p>\n

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I hustled Willie home because Indy had a virtual appointment on the heels of Willie\u2019s actual appointment.<\/p>\n

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Indy has sleep apnea, and therefore a sleep apnea doctor. He has a CPAP machine<\/a>, which he\u2019s supposed to wear while he sleeps.<\/p>\n

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Indy does not wear the CPAP machine while he sleeps.<\/p>\n

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He wore it twice, but it was noisy, and blew air everywhere, and was uncomfortable. So Indy bailed.<\/p>\n

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Now, the sleep apnea doctor gets readouts from Indy\u2019s sleep apnea machine. So she knew Indy wasn\u2019t doing as he\u2019d been told.<\/p>\n

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You know, a tattle-tale CPAP machine for Indy and Willie\u2019s lives may not be such a bad thing. If someone could point me in the direction of such a thing, I\u2019ll put it to good use.<\/p>\n

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So Indy and I did his telehealth appointment, with his doctor showing him how to put his CPAP mask on properly. It was his inadequate placement that caused the noise and blowing air.<\/p>\n

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I had to pull out Indy\u2019s CPAP mask so the doctor could walk us through the correct placement. He keeps his mask and the attached hoses in a shoebox. The shoebox sits next to Indy\u2019s side of the bed, on a weird black wicker thing that\u2019s almost as tall as me.<\/p>\n

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The black wicker thing. It opens up. There’s nothing inside except a loose fabric lining. Indy and Willie have always had a thing for wicker. And yes. That’s a toolbox on the floor. I didn’t have time to get into that here.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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In addition to his mask and hoses, Indy\u2019s shoebox also held his old CPAP mask and hoses, three black extension cords, and a large metal file.<\/p>\n

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I asked Indy what the file was for. He just took it from me and shoved it in his back pocket.<\/p>\n

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I think he\u2019s planning on breaking someone out of jail.<\/p>\n

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We spent ten minutes practicing the proper placement of the mask. Certain Indy should be far more successful when using his CPAP machine during sleep, the doctor ended the appointment, urging us to call with any problems.<\/p>\n

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I guess she doesn\u2019t read anything I write because she\u2019d know that Indy always has problems.<\/p>\n

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Even though the appointment was done, my work wasn\u2019t. I hauled the shoebox back to the black wicker thing. I needed to hook it to the sleep apnea machine.<\/p>\n

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Which appeared to be missing.<\/p>\n

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It wasn\u2019t on the black wicker thing, or Indy\u2019s dresser, or Willie\u2019s bureau. I looked under the bed, but I should have known the sleep apnea machine wouldn\u2019t be there because of course Indy keeps his drill under the bed.<\/p>\n

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\u201cWhy does he have a DRILL under the bed?\u201d Willie asked. \u201cWe have maintenance people!\u201d<\/p>\n

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I swallowed the joke battering my teeth, pleading to be heard. Drill. Bed. It practically created itself.<\/p>\n

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Willie went to search the closet while I questioned Indy. I had run out of all the places I thought Indy would stow a sleep apnea machine. It was time to defer to the expert.<\/p>\n

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\u201cIt\u2019s in the trunk of Mom\u2019s car,\u201d Indy shrugged.<\/p>\n

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Why would Indy\u2019s sleep apnea machine be in the trunk of Willie\u2019s car? I could understand putting Willie in the trunk of Willie\u2019s car. But a sleep apnea machine? Something that\u2019s actually helpful?<\/p>\n

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I sighed, put on my coat, grabbed Willie\u2019s keys, and headed for her car.<\/p>\n

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The apnea machine was, indeed, in the trunk of the car. So was a fishing net, a garden stake, a broom, and my aunt and uncle\u2019s ashes.<\/p>\n

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Yes. My aunt and uncle\u2019s ashes. Willie has been driving around with dead people in her trunk.<\/p>\n

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What\u2019s even more bizarre is that, while my uncle has only been dead a year, my aunt never saw this millennium. Her death even pre-dates Willie\u2019s car. And, Willie didn\u2019t like my aunt and uncle. Nor did Indy. So, why?<\/p>\n

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The sleep apnea machine. At least they wrapped it in a plastic bag. They’re not monsters.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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Willie, aggrieved, explained the dead people in her trunk.<\/p>\n

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My aunt was cremated when she died. Her ashes lived with her husband \u2013 my uncle. When he died last year, he was cremated too. The funeral home mixed his ashes with my aunt\u2019s, which I guess is romantic of you didn\u2019t know them.<\/p>\n

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I knew them. It\u2019s not romantic.<\/p>\n

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The funeral home, thinking Willie was distraught at my uncle\u2019s death, saved some of his ashes \u2013 and my aunt\u2019s \u2013 for Willie to hold onto.<\/p>\n

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Now Willie doesn\u2019t know what to do with the ashes of two dead people who caused her more grief with their lives than they ever did with their deaths.<\/p>\n

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So she keeps them in the trunk of her car.<\/p>\n

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I can say with all confidence I am not fixing that problem. Willie is on her own.<\/p>\n

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The ashes.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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I plugged the hoses into Indy\u2019s sleep apnea machine, setting everything up on the black wicker thing. I wanted to get rid of the old mask, hoses, and shoebox. I know Indy. He\u2019ll tinker<\/a> with the new equipment. He\u2019ll tinker with the old equipment. Then he\u2019ll pull out his duct tape and meld the whole works together into one unusable structure that I\u2019ll have to fix.<\/p>\n

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Indy wouldn\u2019t let me get rid of the shoebox. Not even the old hose and mask.<\/p>\n

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The next battle was plugging in the sleep apnea machine. It definitely had an outlet for a cord, but no cord.<\/p>\n

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And I was really hoping the cord wasn\u2019t in the trunk of Willie\u2019s car. I didn\u2019t visit my aunt and uncle when they were alive. I really didn\u2019t need to visit them twice in one day now that they\u2019re dead.<\/p>\n

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I recalled the black cords in the shoebox, but none of them fit into the apnea machine\u2019s outlet.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Time to think like Indy again.<\/p>\n

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There\u2019s an outlet next to Indy\u2019s dresser. I had used it to plug in the charger for his Apple Watch<\/a>. Indy never met an outlet he couldn\u2019t plug seventeen things into. When he and Willie still lived in their house, Willie used to decorate the front windows each Christmas with her Dickens Village<\/a> houses. She could get about nine houses on one window.<\/p>\n

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Each house held a tiny light. So nine cords dangled from the window, plugged into one outlet. The Christmas tree was also plugged into that outlet. It was like Indy saw the outlet in A Christmas Story<\/em> and decided to best The Old Man.<\/p>\n

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So when I checked the outlet next to Indy’s dresser, the Apple Watch charger was still there. But now it was plugged into a green extension cord, coiled on the floor under the radiator, which I\u2019m sure is safe.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

A second green extension cord was plugged in there as well, with a black cord plugged into that.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

The sleep apnea machine cord.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\u201cHey kid, you\u2019re pretty good!\u201d Indy grinned, clapping me on the back. \u201cHow did you know it would be there?\u201d<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Well, probably because anyone who keeps a drill under their bed and dead people in their trunk is maybe doing funky things with their outlets.<\/p>\n

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I set up the machine, and told Indy if he needed help, I could come over at bedtime to set up the machine. All he had to do was call.<\/p>\n

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That was three days ago. Today, Indy called me to say the apnea machine still made a lot of noise. Last night, Willie had smothered it with a pillow. Indy thinks she killed it because now it doesn\u2019t work.<\/p>\n

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Which brings us back to the dementia.<\/p>\n

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Because dead things go in your trunk after you kill them, not before.<\/p>\n

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I\u2019m not helping Willie with that either.<\/p>\n

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