{"id":553,"date":"2021-05-05T20:21:17","date_gmt":"2021-05-05T20:21:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendirank.com\/?p=553"},"modified":"2021-05-05T20:21:17","modified_gmt":"2021-05-05T20:21:17","slug":"bleak-houses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wendirank.com\/index.php\/2021\/05\/05\/bleak-houses\/","title":{"rendered":"Bleak Houses"},"content":{"rendered":"

I have most of Willie’s<\/a> Dickens’ Village<\/a> houses temporarily stored in my garage.<\/p>\n

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They\u2019ve been there for two years.<\/p>\n

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Those boxes each contain between three and five Dickens’ Village Houses.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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This<\/a> is a Dickens\u2019 Village house. It\u2019s a porcelain imagining of any architecture featured in a Charles Dickens story. You can also buy porcelain people and fir trees to, um, spruce up the houses.<\/p>\n

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Willie, I think, owns the entire collection. She had a secret plan to use them to pay for college, which is itself a bit Dickensian.<\/p>\n

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She used to set them out at Christmas. My brother and I would play with them, dropping fake snow on the horses and people.<\/p>\n

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That\u2019s probably no way to treat your future.<\/p>\n

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When Willie and Indy moved<\/a>, it became clear they did not have the space to store all of the Dickens\u2019 Village houses. Not even when Willie had Indy throw away everything but his clothes.<\/p>\n

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At first, Willie\u2019s plan was to get rid of the entire collection. But she can\u2019t let go of the idea these houses hold great financial worth. So she asked me to contact an auction house. Because once collectors are through bidding on Rockefeller\u2019s furniture and Guggenheim\u2019s art collection, they\u2019re going to be looking for hand-me-down Christmas decorations from a retired nurse.<\/p>\n

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The auction house told me sure, they could auction off the houses. For a fee. This fee would come out of whatever money was made on the auction. Indy and Willie would be on the hook for the balance likely to remain.<\/p>\n

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Which I took to mean that nobody wants your Christmas junk so you\u2019re going to pay money for those houses to not be bought.<\/p>\n

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It didn\u2019t matter. By the time I\u2019d looked into the auction, Willie had changed her mind.<\/p>\n

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Now, she decided, she\u2019d keep the whole lot. The houses could summer in my garage, along with her Christmas tree and Indy\u2019s tools, which I\u2019d saved from donation because Indy without his tools is like the real Indy without his whip.<\/p>\n

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You might be surprised to know that having an entire wall of boxed Dickens\u2019 Village houses, a five-foot faux Christmas tree, and a box of tools in your garage endears you to exactly no one. Don is irritated. Indy and Willie\u2019s stuff is occupying valuable space. Don could use that space for the sneakers he never wears. The empty cardboard cases of beer that for some reason cannot be put in a trash can. The garden weasel I tried to throw away but he felt the need to rescue, then never use.<\/p>\n

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I\u2019m probably going to get in trouble for that.<\/p>\n

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Willie is annoyed because I rescued Indy\u2019s tools, which is bad enough. But my storing them in the garage poses a great burden. Calling me in the middle of the night,<\/a> sending Indy for lab work without an appointment during a pandemic, taking Indy to the hospital for no reason \u2013 these are not burdens.<\/p>\n

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Just the tools.<\/p>\n

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Indy is annoyed too, but I\u2019m not sure what about. I have offered to move one of Willie\u2019s nineteen boxes of Christmas decorations out of the basement storage in their facility. I\u2019ve told Indy I can store the decorations at my house. Then I can move his tools from the garage and into the newly opened space. Willie will never know. She doesn\u2019t go into the storage room.<\/p>\n

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She has people for that.<\/p>\n

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Me and her 83-year old Parkinsonian husband. We\u2019re her people for that.<\/p>\n

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Actually, one day she and Indy went into the storage room together. It\u2019s communal. No one realized they were in there. Another couple inadvertently locked them in with the lights out.<\/p>\n

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Sometimes, I feel like I have so many Willie and Indy stories I\u2019ll never get them all out.<\/p>\n

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My car on the fateful day I transported all of the Dickens’ Village houses to my garage.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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Anyway, each time I ask, Indy locks his jaw and says, \u201cNo.\u201d Indy doesn\u2019t explain things unless he wants to, and that set jaw means he\u2019s done talking. There\u2019s no point in asking.<\/p>\n

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So I don\u2019t know why Indy is annoyed. But I know it\u2019s not at me because Indy is never annoyed with me.<\/p>\n

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Willie tried to fulfill her plan of decorating the apartment with all of her Dickens\u2019 Village houses the first Christmas she and Indy lived there. She quickly discovered not only was the apartment too small for all eighty or so houses but it was also too small for the faux Christmas tree.<\/p>\n

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In a very Sophie\u2019s Choice<\/em> kind of way, Willie decided to keep about ten of her houses. The rest could be sold.<\/p>\n

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That first Christmas, I helped Willie put out her houses. I suggested the large bookcases to display them on, which she loved. We cleared out the books and bric-a brac, then laid out the houses.<\/p>\n

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\u201cThey\u2019re not noticeable,\u201d Willie complained, \u201cbut where else could they go?\u201d<\/p>\n

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Willie was right. Flush against the wall, the houses didn\u2019t catch the eye. Pip didn\u2019t pop. Oliver didn\u2019t twist. Tim was too tiny.<\/p>\n

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So I bought battery-operated fairy lights \u2013 I try not to plug in<\/a> more things at Willie\u2019s than absolutely necessary \u2013 set the timer, then coiled the lights inside the houses.<\/p>\n

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They lit up, the glow ephemeral, the gleam radiating from the shiny wood bookcases.<\/p>\n

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Willie loved it.<\/p>\n

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So much so, she decided to keep more of the houses. She just wasn\u2019t sure which ones.<\/p>\n

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She had cataloged them of course, a beautifully curated list of the houses she owns. It\u2019s completely inaccurate, but it\u2019s still a great list.<\/p>\n

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This list is just for me and Willie. So I’m not sure why the header has her full name and address. I’m also not sure why she included the title “kept.” It’s not like she got rid of any of her houses.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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Willie wanted to go through her list, to decide which houses would make the second round of draft picks. Before we knew it, their second Christmas in the apartment arrived.<\/p>\n

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Willie decided she liked the houses she chose in the first round. In January, she told me I could sell everything in my garage.<\/p>\n

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So I joined a Facebook group for the purchase, sale, or trade of Dickens\u2019 Village houses.<\/p>\n

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\u201cDon\u2019t trade them!\u201d Willie admonished me. As if I couldn\u2019t figure out that more Dickens\u2019 Village houses would not improve the rift in my marriage.<\/p>\n

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\u201cI\u2019ll sell them, \u201c I promised, mentally hatching a plan. I\u2019d have to re-curate the houses, of course. Then look up what they\u2019re going for on eBay. Staged pictures of the houses are a must. Then I can post the houses to the Facebook group, which is run with slightly less vigor than a Marine Corps unit.<\/p>\n

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The trick to getting the best price, I\u2019ve learned, is in the packaging. Dickens\u2019 Village houses are sold in a Styrofoam case held together by a cardboard sleeve. The cardboard sleeve displays a picture of the contents.<\/p>\n

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Possession of both the Styrofoam and sleeve is a bit like finding a good DC Comics movie \u2013 not unusual, but certainly not commonplace either. And just like people are willing to pay for HBO Max to see the Zack Snyder cut of Justice League<\/em>, so too will people pay for that Styrofoam and sleeve.<\/p>\n

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A Dickens’ Village house, wrapped in its Styrofoam and sleeve.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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But one house is not going up on Facebook. I\u2019ve asked to keep it, which I think is justifiable. After all, I didn\u2019t keep Captain Jean-Duck Picard<\/a> of the Starship Enterprise, Pete only peed on the faux Christmas tree once, and not all of the skinks live in the Dickens\u2019 Village houses. Some still live on the lawn.<\/p>\n

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I\u2019ve earned a reward.<\/p>\n

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Oh. And some spiders laid a few eggs on the boxes of Dickens’ Village houses.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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I\u2019m keeping Old Fezziwig\u2019s. it\u2019s the best part of A Christmas Carol<\/em>.<\/p>\n

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Also, I might need somewhere to live after Don reads my complaints about the garage.<\/p>\n

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Good thing Old Fezziwig couldn\u2019t pay for college.<\/p>\n

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